how to throw a pie

My last couple of post have been defining what WAM is and the different types.  So to change things up a little, I thought we could go over "how to throw a pie".

First off, make sure its a fresh pie, loaded with lots of whip cream.   It has to be fresh because the whip cream will dissolve after 10-20 minutes.  If you plan using an filling don't use fruit.  Some fruit can stain and I don't think anyone wants to walk around with red stains on their face.   instead use, a pudding/custard base.  For added bonus, you can use food coloring and change the color of the whip cream.  

Next comes the throwing.

 Besides the standard pie in the face, there are lots of different ways to use a pie.  Like, a pie sandwich.  that's two pies, one on each side of the head.   you can also pie other body parts like the chest, butt, crotch.  

 mr.wamaster

The Sessions Part 3

Now it’s time for our last Session, the free-for-all Session.

The Free-for-All session is where all participants have a chance to get messy.   In other words, everyone takes on the role of both the wammer and wammie.   This type of session is normally done in two ways; controlled and uncontrolled.

The uncontrolled method is where there are no rules.  Think of it as a food fight.   There is no turn taking, no one person at a time.  Each person continues to splosh each other until whenever they decide to stop.  On a larger scale, one of the most common and popular uncontrolled free-for-all is mud wrestling.  (though other substances can be used)

The controlled method is just the opposite of the uncontrolled, that is, there is some form of structure planned for the wam session.  Normally this comes in the form of each person taking a turn to gunge the other person.   A controlled method may sound more constricting but it is just a fun as the uncontrolled method. 

Mr.WaMaster.

The Sessions Part 2

Continuing the subject of the different WAM session types, the next one on the agenda is the Hosted Session.

The hosted session is when multiple participants are taking part in WAM but one person stands out as the host.  The host or what I like to call “The Wammer” is in charge of the session and remains clean.  That’s right, this person doesn’t get messy!  But don’t feel bad for them, the wammer still get to have fun since they get to dish out the mess.   

“The Wammie” as you could guess, is the person receiving all of the mess from the host.  Their job is just to sit back and listen to the host. 

A couple of key notes you should be aware of if you are going to take part in a Hosted Session is that it is the responsibility of the Wammer to know what the wammie likes and dislikes.  Being a good host means you take the time to ask the right questions to determine where the boundaries are before taking the plunge.  There’s nothing worse than stepping over the line if you didn’t know it was there.  Plus, you want to make this an enjoyable experience, so pay attention.

Also, keep in mind that even though the wammer is not planning on getting messy, there sometimes is splash back. 

Another key point in a hosted session is that the relationship that is played out between the wammer and wammie doesn’t have to be a Sub/Dom situation.  A lot of times, since the host is in charge it is assumed that this person must be dominate.  But that is not always the case.   the host can easily fall into the role of a servant or simply not taking on any role at all.  Just be sure to work out those details before you start your session. 

Mr.WaMaster 

The Sessions Part 1

All of the WAM that can be preformed can be broken down into 3 types.  Over the next couple of posts, we will be reviewing each type.

The first WAM session type is Solo.

A solo session is when there is only one person evolved; hence the name Solo.

This person is completely in charge of all aspects of the WAM session including when, where and what substances are used.   A total freedom of chooses allows the person to truly customize the session to make it the most pleasurable.  And reaching this gratification is what makes WAM spectacular.    

The amount of substance used for a solo session varies from person to person.  However, since there is only one person involved, a large quantity is not needed to be a pleasurable experience.  In fact, the more substance that is used requires more time for cleaning up.  And that can decrease the enjoyment of the whole event.    Having too little can also decrease the enjoyment.  After years of taking part in WAM, I would suggest no less than a liter or ½ a gallon of substance.   With that amount, you can easily have enough to cover yourself or cover a specific area that gives you the most stimulation.    

If you are in a relationship, you can still take part in a Solo WAM session.  Having private time to enjoy your own sexuality is health as long as you can still maintain a health relationship outside of this fetish.  Also, if you are not into WAM but you partner is and you are ok with them exploring their interest in WAM, make sure you let them know you are okay with them taking the time to have a solo session.  The reassurance can ease tensions in the relationship.

Mr.WaMaster    

I know why!

When it comes to WAM, answering the question of “Why” can get complicated.   Everyone has their own unique reasons why they enjoy it so much.  Some only like WAM when its in it’s simplest form while other go for the more extreme.   With that being said, here are a couple of reasons that people practice WAM.

 Trying not to sound too generic, the first reason of “why” is simply that WAM feels good.  Our bodies are covered with a layer of skin that has millions of nerve endings.  These nerves allow us to feel sensations of different temperatures, pressure, and physical contact.  Having your nerves stimulated will send messages directly to the greatest sex organ, the brain.

Another reason why people are into WAM is because it’s kinky.  Doing things that are out of the ordinary, naughty, and a little mischievous can be thrilling.   Smashing a pie in your lovers face would be unthinkable for most couples, but given the okay to do so by your lover can make for an interesting evening.

Though there are many more reason people enjoy WAM and I will add more to this list as time goes on, but the last one I would like to bring up is that WAM can be really fun.   Sometimes in life you need a break and just being silly and playing with food can really be a way to release stress.   Don’t be fooled into thinking WAM has to sexy because it can bring sexual pleasure.  Sexual pleasure can be achieved when you are having fun.

I hope this helps shed some light as to why people are hooked on WAM. 

Mr. WaMaster

PS..  Sadly, the gift of writing was never handed to me.  So please forgive all the mistakes you will most likely find in these posts.  I try my best to come across as clearly as I possibly can to share my knowledge.

So it begins...

Welome to WaMaster’s Blog.   I am your host Mr.WaMaster, but you can call me Joe.  If you are wondering what WAM is or Sploshing as they call it in the UK, take a look at the following links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism  

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splosh

Please note that these are the mainstream definitions and should be taken as a “1000 foot overview” particularly due to the nature of such topics as fetishes.  And taking fetish in it’s loses term of being a type of foreplay verse a dependence for sexual gratification.    

To me, WAM isn’t about playing around and getting messy.   It’s about adding something new to a relationship that can fall in anywhere between silly to romantic.  Yes, romantic!   Don’t believe me?  Well, you will just have to keep reading to find out how.

 Since this is my first post,  I’m going to cut it short to not overwhelm myself.  (I spent more time than I wanted setting this thing up)  But until next time, I leave you with this modified phrase….

“Don’t judge a fetish by its cover”

Mr.WaMaster.