how to throw a pie

My last couple of post have been defining what WAM is and the different types.  So to change things up a little, I thought we could go over "how to throw a pie".

First off, make sure its a fresh pie, loaded with lots of whip cream.   It has to be fresh because the whip cream will dissolve after 10-20 minutes.  If you plan using an filling don't use fruit.  Some fruit can stain and I don't think anyone wants to walk around with red stains on their face.   instead use, a pudding/custard base.  For added bonus, you can use food coloring and change the color of the whip cream.  

Next comes the throwing.

 Besides the standard pie in the face, there are lots of different ways to use a pie.  Like, a pie sandwich.  that's two pies, one on each side of the head.   you can also pie other body parts like the chest, butt, crotch.  

 mr.wamaster